BREAKING: Superstar Re-signs For 8 years

After scoring 37 goals in a career season and lighting up the lamp regularly during the World Cup of Hockey, TSN’s Bob McKenzie reports that the Boston Bruins have signed pesky forward Brad Marchand to an 8-year, $49-million contract extension.

Evidently, that puts an end to any speculation surrounding a potential trade to the Pittsburgh Penguins to join Team Canada line mate Sidney Crosby.