Death, taxes and getting pummeled when you drop the gloves with Milan Lucic. These are the only three guarantees in life, near as I can tell.
In tonight's contest between the Calgary Flames and Ottawa Senators, Sens forward Scott Sabourin learned this lesson the hard way after he attempted to fight Lucic in an effort to give his team some spark on the road.
Let's just say that things didn't exactly go well for Sabourin... take a look:
Oh my GOODNESS, Milan Lucic. That man has a family! Have you no mercy!?