Kids these days... they'll never know what it's like to get your bell rung, saunter over to the bench and then get knocked completely on your ass again my a smelling salt.
For those of us old enough to remember when smelling salts (ammonia and alcohol) were commonplace on a hockey bench, we know. Good lord do we know. One sniff of this stuff and it feels like your brain is on fire. It does what it's advertised for though... it'll sure as Hell wake you up.
Check out these beerleaguers taking turns taking rips of smelling salts on the bench: