Bo Horvat scores against Canucks, fans chant his name

How you doin', Vancouver Canucks fans?

Need someone to talk to? 

After all, things haven't been going so well lately. I feel like it's worth checking in on ya'll just to see how you're handling things.

Oh... btw... you definitely do NOT want to flip on the Canucks game right now. Sure, I know they're facing the New York Islanders and you'd probably like to watch former Canucks captain Bo Horvat in action but... well... I'm not sure that's the best idea.

Why?

Oh... no reason. Just, I think it's best that you take a night off for your own mental health.

Okay?

Hello?

Okay, fine! You wanna see Horvat? You REALLY wanna see Horvat!?!?!

SUIT YOURSELF! HERE'S YOUR YOUR FORMER CAPTAIN LIGHTING UP YOUR PATHETIC HUSK OF AN NHL TEAM!

And if that weren't painful enough for you, here's the Islanders fans chanting "HORVAT! HORVAT! HORVAT!"

Drown your tears in a 6er of Kokanee or Lucky Lager...