You heard it here first, folks. Trim your tree accordingly.
For as much grief as he receives from 31 fanbases around the NHL, Boston Bruins forward Brad Marchand is actually a pretty insightful individual.
If you've ever heard him break down a game in a post-game press conference, you know that he truly thinks the game at a different level and has the ability to articulate himself quite well. Then... well... then there's times where he's clearly just having fun with the media.
Take this pre-game interview from this evening where he was asked for his preference on real Christmas trees vs fake Christmas trees:
Oh wow... two trees eh? Does that mean double the presents!?!?!?!
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