Hathaway misses a reverse hit and ends up taking it right up the keester

Just when you think you've heard about every hockey injury that can exist, Philadelphia Flyers forward Garnet Hathaway comes up with a new one: The dreaded ruptured sphincter.

Well.. not really.

But Hathaway did appear to take a shot to the keester courtesy of an open bench door when he missed a reverse hit on Carolina Hurricanes forward Nik Ehlers this evening.

Watch Hathaway wince in pain after backing directly into the corner of an open bench door:

Yeesh... that's gonna require a few days of padded jeans for rehabilitation.