Photos: Top ten reasons to visit Dallas

Good one Dallas. The Dallas Stars had their fun on Tuesday night when they posted a picture of the top ten things to do in Winnipeg. They sarcastically stop in the middle as if they can not think of anything else. Well you know what Dallas? You insult our town, expect retaliation. Today we are going to do the top ten thing to do when visiting Dallas. It should be a little more comprehensive than the one at the game last night. 1. Go see Dallas's most popular team The Dallas Cowboys. Going to see a football game would be nice wouldn't it? Much better than a Stars game. 2. Go see the second most popular team in Dallas, the Texas Rangers. Baseball is an institution in Texas, Unlike the Dallas Stars. 3. Go see the third most popular team, the Dallas Mavericks. Watching player flop is more interesting than going to see the Stars. 4. Watch a glorified Triple-A team, the Houston Astros. No Stars to be seen here. 5. See the Houston Texans play. Wow there sure are a lot of better options for sports in Dallas! 6. Visit Waco, TX. Still more entertaining than a Stars game. 7. Get so drunk that even the Bruins don't want you! 8. Beat your kids with a switch. 9. Ride a horse. Because why not? 10. Take in a Jets road game. At any given night there has to be at least one respectable hockey team in the state of Texas. Did I leave anything out? What do you fans think?