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Ryan Reaves roasts Paul Bissonnette from his bathtub on Sunday.

Ryan Reaves hits Paul Bissonnette with a low blow on Sunday.

Jonathan Larivee

Jonathan Larivee


I must admit I didn't have Toronto Maple Leafs enforcer Ryan Reaves roasting Paul Bissonnette on my Stanley Cup parade bingo card today, but here we are.

On Sunday, Ryan Reaves released a hilarious video via his Instagram page as part of a promotion for the new Samsung Galaxy 25 Ultra. While the video is ostensibly an advertisement for Samsung and a sponsorship deal for Reaves, it was Bissonnette who ended up being the star of the show in this one.

The video begins with Reaves hanging out and relaxing in what looks to be a very comfortable bubble bath when he is suddenly interrupted by a text from, you guessed it, Paul Bissonnette. The text from Bissonnette is an attempt to mock Reaves for his ability, or lack thereof, on the golf course with Bissonnette asking Reaves if he's been working on his golf swing.

Reaves then proceeds to show off the capabilities of the new phone by asking it to search up Bissonnette's career stats in the National Hockey League through the use of voice commands. Once it is revealed that Bissonnette only scored 7 career goals in the NHL, Reaves then asks the artificial intelligence to write a scathing response to Bissonnette.

I'll let you be the judge of whether or not it delivers on that request, you can check out the entire thing in the short clip below courtesy of Reaves' Instagram.

Reaves, a career enforcer, of course has outshone Bissonnette many times over in the scoring department with 63 career goals of his own over a 912 game NHL career so far. The gap gets even wider if you compare career point totals with Bissonnette having 22 career points compared to a career total of 137 for Reaves.

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