Team USA star Cole Eiserman caught getting freaky with his own stick after the whistle

Cole Eiserman, you're a Hell of a hockey player... but seriously what the Hell are you doing, man?

The star forward for Team USA is currently waltzing his way to an easy victory over Switzerland in the quarter-finals of the World Junior Championships when cameras caught him in a very awkward moment. At least, it appeared awkward to this staunchly heterosexual hockey writer.

There's no professional way to say this, so I'll just put it out there and say that cameras caught Eiserman licking his own twig in between plays.

Check it out:

Interesting... I was always told that that was anatomically impossible. You learn something new every day lol