It may be the child in me, but I ended up watching this video a second time and I laughed just as hard as the first time around.
The guys from Bar South N Celly on social media published an incredibly hilarious video on how to properly rattle a goaltender during the Stanley Cup Playoffs, and it's nothing short of brilliant.
Not only are the techniques demonstrated in the video completely and totally absurd, but they would also land a player in a heaping mound of trouble should they do this during the playoffs.
That being said, it probably would actually rattle the goalie.
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